FUNNY AND COOL T-SHIRTS - T-SHIRT WONDERLAND - FUNNY AND COOL T-SHIRTS FOR THE MASSES

 
 

WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE MAGIC OF THE T SHIRT WONDERLAND! WONDERFUL, MAGICAL, HILARIOUS T-SHIRTS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE! WHY, LOOK THERE! IT'S A RARE SIGHT. A WONDERFUL, MAGICAL, HILARIOUS T-SHIRT BIRD IS FLYING MAJESTICALLY ACROSS THE HEAVENS ALMOST AS IF IT WERE CELEBRATING YOUR ARRIVAL TO THE T SHIRT WONDERLAND! EVEN THAT STUPID T-SHIRT BIRD KNOWS THAT THERE IS NO OTHER PLACE IN THE WHOLE WIDE INTERWEB THAT WILL TREAT YOU WILL THE ROYAL RESPECT YOU SO JUSTLY DESERVE. HERE ARE JUST A FEW EXAMPLES OF WHY YOU HAVE MADE A WONDERFUL DECISION IN COMING TO THE T SHIRT WONDERLAND! ARE YOU PICKY? DO YOU PICK THINGS? OR PERHAPS YOU ARE JUST VERY DISCRIMINATING IN YOUR TASTES AND WANT ONLY THE VERY BEST T-SHIRTS THAT CAN BE BOUGHT. WELL, EVEN THOUGH WE AREN'T SOME FANCY-SHMANCY T-SHIRT SITE BASED OUT OF SOME ITALIAN VILLA. WE DO HAPPEN TO HAVE THE BEST QUALITY T-SHIRTS FOUND ANYWHERE YOU MAY WANT TO PEEP WITH YOUR PEEPERS. THERE REALLY JUST IS NO BEATING THE HEAVY THICKNESS OF OUR COTTON TEES. THERE IS ACTUALLY A 14% CHANCE THAT YOUR T SHIRT WONDERLAND T-SHIRT WILL COME AWAY COMPLETELY UNSCATHED AFTER A COUGAR ATTACK. IF THAT ISN'T ENOUGH TO SELL YOU A T-SHIRT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS,OH! WAIT! I KNOW WHAT WILL MAKE YOU REALLY EXCITED ABOUT SHOPPING WITH US HERE AT T SHIRT WONDERLAND! OUR SIMPLY WONDROUS SELECTION! YOU WILL NEVER, AND I MEAN NEVER, FIND ANYWHERE ELSE THAT HAS THE SHEER VOLUME OF AWESOME FUNNY T-SHIRTS THAT WE HAVE! YOU WILL SPEND DAYS UPON DAYS BROWSING THROUGH THE ENDLESS T-SHIRTS WE'RE BRINGING TO YOU. WE DO THIS BECAUSE WE KNOW THAT ALL PEOPLE ARE DIFFERENT AND WANT DIFFERENT THINGS. IF THERE IS ONE THING WE KNOW, IT'S WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE PRETTY DIFFERENT. WHAT THE CRAPOLA ARE YOU WAITING FOR, ANYWAY? GET TO BROWSING! FIND SOMETHING YOU LIKE AND BUY IT! WE'LL HAVE IT MAILED OUT TO YOU FASTER THAN THE FLASH WITH HIS BRITCHES ON FIRE. WE MAY NOT TAKE MANY THINGS VERY SERIOUSLY, BUT WE WILL ALWAYS TAKE THE SATISFACTION OF OUR CUSTOMERS AS SERIOUSLY AS A PRIEST AT A FUNERAL. FAST, GREAT QUALITY, AND HUGE SELECTION.YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN WONDERLAND NOW.